I should be working on a paper, but no... instead I'm looking at slash.
http://www.libraryofmoria.com/legolasmerry/tocomfortanelf.txt
My favorite sentences thus far:
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"�Oh! Come on then. Be MY Rump Ranger!� smirked Legolas as he got
on his hands and knees presenting Aragorn with the best ass in Middle-
earth."
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�Holy shit Legolas! You are one sexy beast!� exclaimed Aragorn.
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�I have the ears of a fox and damned if Aragorn isn�t banging the Elf!�
said Gimli.
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�Holy freakin� shit! You�re still the hottest thing since leather underwear!�
cried Boromir.
�Did I just say that out loud?� thought Boromir.
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